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As the holidays approach, the typical Scandalous Woman (though we all know that there ain’t nothing typical ’bout a Scandalous Woman!) is bound to have more than a few Christmas wishes–yearnings for world peace, equality, and the return and restoration of all our rights as women. And now! But as for other wishes, well–let’s just say that the Scandalous Woman has visions of heck of a lot more than sugarplums dancing in her head. We crave sexy men, lots of ’em. And good, relatively clean fun. Now note I said ‘relatively’.
The Scandalous Holiday Gift Giving Guide is chock full of ideas for products and services guaranteed to brighten the holidays of you and all of your Scandalous sister friends!
When planning a holiday party for sisterfriends, hire a ManServant! Manservants deliver dream men in the form of some mighty fine party entertainment.
“An experience designed for women by women, a ManServant is a gentleman sent to treat ladies like queens,” explains the company website. “You book him directly on our website. Event Staffing or Private Parties such as birthdays, bachelorettes, bridal events, baby showers, office parties, launch events, red carpets, and charity galas.”
And, of course, for holiday soirees.
“Yes, we do hire the gentlemen out for holiday parties, usually clients can book directly on our website or email us for more information, unique attire etc.,” reports The Ladies of ManServants Inc., through e-mail correspondence. “Our service is a 2-hour minimum around the LA/Palm Springs/Temecula/San Diego area.”
But be good, Ladies! A manservant is “a chivalrous gentleman at your nonsexual service.”
Toys! Toys! Toys!
And speaking of parties; award-winning adult toy dealer and specialist Holly Corbella of Parties by Bella hosts holiday-themed toy parties–giving a whole new meaning to the term North Pole…
“You should never need an excuse to get together with your besties, but if you’re looking to actually enjoy an in-home get together, Parties by Bella in Home Parties is the best way,” said Corbella. “Invite your friends and we do the rest. Actually enjoy yourself at your party!”
Holly offers a vast variety of sexy seasonal items, including candy cane toys, sex toys stockings, and a 12 Days of Sexxxmas gift set. And Holly’s top three picks for ‘HollyDay’ Couples toys are:
The Jon Jon
Encounter limitless pleasure. The revolutionary Tryst Multi Erogenous Zone Massager, designed with both men and women in mind, is as versatile as your desire. Wear Tryst around the penis as a solo vibrator or partner pleasing cock ring or use the firm but flexible arms to stimulate the clitoris and nipples. With three powerful motors, seven mind blowing massage patterns, and separate arm and base controls, Tryst is anything you want it to be. Features: accommodates all couples and solo play. Suitable for internal and external use. 3 powerful, quiet 7 function motors. Ergonomic shape for maximum comfort.
All the single ladies! This angular toy has some powerful functions, including 10 intense vibration patterns, 7 thrusting speeds, and memory features. Plus it’s waterproof and rechargeable!
The Pink Pixie
The best toy for those who want external stimulation is Holly’s Pink Pixie Suction Massager. Features: 12 vibration functions. 12 suction functions. G-spot stimulation and clitoral suction. Materials Silicone shaft, ABS plastic base. Waterproof vibrations. Phthalates free, RoHS compliant materials. Size length 7 inches, insertable length 3 inches. USB cable included. Rechargeable, no batteries necessary.
Another great gift for the sensually aware woman comes to us courtesy of a fab sister friend who is an adult industry journalist, writer, actress and relationship coach. Coralyn Jewel’s massage oil, as part of a special winter promotion, is available at two bottles for the price of one.
Trademarked and 100% natural, this is an intimate CBD oil that also works as a massage oil and moisturizer for skin. Although it contains 3 ingredients and the THC has been 100% extracted, a little goes a long way. This product is 100% organic, PH-Balanced, Free of Glycerin and Parabens, odor and taste free.
“I set out on a mission to create an oil that did not feel greasy yet a little goes a long way,” said Jewel. “My Coralyn Jewel intimate oil leaves my skin feeling soft and the CBD helps relax my muscles after a long day. I accomplished my mission in my product and could not be happier.”
For those Scandalous Women who prefer visual stimulation, we’ve got some hotties for you! We particularly recommend the 2023 LaBare beefcake calendar, as all proceeds benefit the Good Karma Pet Rescue.
Oh, and speaking of gorgeous men; for those who believe that OnlyFans is OnlyforFellas, you can take heart and other body parts in the fact that–these days–plenty of male models and adult film stars are showcasing their most impressive assets and attributes on this intimate platform.
Take our friend Luke Hardy as an example. The top male adult star in England, he is a cultured and well-spoken gentleman who brings a touch of class to the literally hundreds of scenes that he has filmed for top shelf studios across Europe. And, as an added bonus, he’s really, really Hawt. See photo for evidence.
Luke has very kindly agreed to offer an exclusive OnlyFans discount to Scandalous Women readers! (Hey, it pays to have hot and generous friends!)
Erotic Romance Novels
And for fans of erotic romance,we got you covered from cover to cover! In fact, one of our own Scandalous Women has a torrid tinseled tome just perfect for the holidays:
Some men consider themselves God’s gift to women; but with Derrick Barnes, it’s just a given. What woman wouldn’t want a sensitive, hunky blond exotic dancer under her tree on Christmas Eve; all wrapped up in a bright red bow for her enjoyment? Yet Derrick, by day a college student and department store stock boy, only has eyes for Sheila Baxter; the bright BBW p.r. professional at Leveaux department store.
This year serving as Sheila Claus, the jolly replacement Santa at Leveaux department store, Sheila Baxter has quite the crush on her ‘elf’ for the season, stock boy Derrick. Yet when she learns the secret about his scandalous night job, will she still be willing to meet him under the mistletoe?
Our friend Lucy Felthouse, a universally beloved erotica author who also goes out of her way to promote others in her field, brings us two steamy romances sure to keep you warm on a cold winter’s night. Moonstone | Universal Book Links Help You Find Books at Your Favorite Store! (books2read.com)
Guinevere ‘Ginny’ Miles is in Silver Springs visiting her parents for the holidays. They moved to the town five years ago, and adore their new life here. Used to the hustle and bustle of London, England, Ginny isn’t convinced at first—what’s so great about a small town in Upstate New York, anyway? Despite her own opinions, it’s clear to Ginny the move has done her parents the world of good—they look years younger. There’s clearly something magical about this town.
Following some exploration of her own, Ginny discovers Silver Springs has its charms—Jewels Cafe is amazing, for starters, as is its pumpkin spice latte. Ginny’s drunk a lot of lattes in her thirty-three years, but nothing quite like this.
Her taste buds are still tingling from the tasty treat when she comes across a broken-down truck on the way back to her parents’ place. And when she spots the three gorgeous guys with the vehicle, it’s not just her taste buds that are tingling.
Is Ginny’s vacation in Silver Springs about to get a whole lot more interesting?
Moonstone is a standalone contemporary reverse harem romance. It is part of the Jewels Cafe series.
What if Santa’s reindeer were shifters?
As a postman by day, and one of Santa’s reindeer on a single very special night, Cassius Cupid eats, sleeps, and breathes deliveries. He doesn’t mind, but sometimes wishes that someone would send him something more exciting than bills and junk mail.
One cold January morning, Cassius gets his wish. A young woman arrives with a parcel. Turns out it’s for his housemate – but Cassius doesn’t care. All he’s interested in is Carina, the beautiful female courier.
Has Cupid finally met his match?
Happy–and profusely naughty–holidays from all of us here at Scandalous Women!